I am a DOG!!! Ms Pharmacy Person!!!! Do you really think your patient privacy policy applies to a DOG???
Do you really need all this info about me in your pharmacy computer????
– “Are you Lula’s legal guardian?” I don’t think of Pam as my legal guardian, but if I need one, she will do.
– No, she doesn’t know the day and year of my birth! No one does, not even me!
– No, I don’t “understand” that I should take this medication with food – I KNOW every medication should be taken WITH food; if you want me to take it! And if it is really nasty tasting, put it in a LOT peanut butter. In fact, my “understanding” is that food should be available all of the time, whenever I want it! You know these meds make me HUNGRY and give me a belly ache if my tummy is EVER empty!
That is what happens when you get your meds from a “Big Box” pharmacy! Can they not read??? The label clearly says “——-, Lula K-9” Do you really want me to come to the store and pick it up myself? I will; I like car rides and stores. I hear this place is WAY bigger than PetSmart! I bet they have lots of stuff I could cruise the aisles and smell!
Happy Shopping (come get me and take me with you next time!),
Lula